|Description||[UKNM] Twelve Fucks and a Funeral
The title of Twelve Fucks And A Funeral is a play on the 1994 hit romantic comedy Four Weddings and a Funeral (which Iām pretty sure didnāt involve anyone fucking in a morgue). The basic premise is that clown-rape victim JP Dubois has passed away, and a few of his pals gather to mourn him and have sex over his dead bodyā¦ You know, because thatās what he would have wanted them to do!
Riley Tess Gets A Stiff One
Riley Tess and Matt Brookes might be within the icy confines of a morgue but their far from dead. While paying their respects to the recently departed, Riley and Matt reminisce and wind up ā pardon the pun ā getting a stiffie. And what a stiffie! The cold no longer matters as the action heats up with Matt unable to keep his hands off Rileyās ass and dick hungry Riley unable to keep his mitts off Mattās big dick. They take turns sucking each other then Riley gets bent over the morticianās slab so Matt can eat out his hot, steaming hole. And once heās good and wet, Riley takes the entire length of Mattās cample cock, in one hard thrust, right down to the balls. Riley pushes back and it would appear that Matt has seriously underestimated this nasty little cock hound. But itās all good. Matt gives Riley all heās got and the whore takes it all, including a copious face full of hot, very thick cum!
Boned At A Funeral
At the funeral of porn star JP Dubois, nine horny pall bearers are trapped in the morgue, with eight of them wondering āwho is Adam?ā With time on their hands, they suddenly have the opportunity to find out who, and why, Adam was a favorite fuck buddy of the deceased. We might have gone a little overboard at UKNaked Men with this macabre piece but itās an all out, Europe versus America, Cut versus Uncut, and nine gloriously hot studs, all of them taking it in turn to fuck U.S. porn star Adam Herstās. There are some VERY big dicks here filling Adamās hole! He might be brave and he might be horny but with so much meat they have to hold him down for him to take it all. Everyone has their limits but this man is insatiable! And yet, the men batter Adamās hole, hosing him down with cum, but itās still not over for the hardest, horniest mourner in history!
More Stiff Cock For Adam And His Hungry Holes
The action continues, this time with Ken Ten and Woody Fox. The two walk in on the orgy and, after their initial surprise, warn the men that they have to get ready for the funeral. As for Adam, since heās already down and royally fucked, whatās two more? And so, having just taken on a group of horny men and pulling a train, thereās more stiff cock for Adam and his hungry holes. Adam might barely be able to walk but heās just getting started and thereās no holding back Ken and Woody! Ahhh, if only JP were there to witness Adamās whoredom. Heād be very impressed!
Samuel Colt Causes JP Dubois To Rise
Well what do you know? Turns out JP Dubois wasnāt dead at all! Although, the promise of a hot fuck with Sam Colt (JPās all-time-dream-fuck) would have been enough to rouse him from the dead. JP begged us to let him shoot with Samuel Colt and, since we hate to disappoint, we agreed. It was one of those āstand back and let the cameras rollā while Samuel took JP to task. Itās Daddy/Son play as Samuel puts JP through his paces, each of them slurping, sucking, and rimming before fucking their way to a sweaty, splurging, convulsing climax all over JPās coffin. Fetish enough for ya? Yeah. We thought so, too.
Duration: 1.34 hrs.
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