Andy was out in the garden practicing his football skills, but as is usual with my boy, he gets carried away. Hearing an imaginary crowd cheering on his efforts he went for a tricky goal shot from an awkward angle. With all his strength the ball took off at high speed and went straight through next doors greenhouse!!! An angry dad, returned football in his hand, greeted the boy as he returned to the lounge. Treating the whole thing as a big joke, he got slapped across his face, before bring bent over my knee and his bottom spanked across his skimpy football shorts. Down they came and his bare bottom was spanked bright red. Taken upstairs he was made to lean up against a wardrobe, stick his red bottom out and had one, then two, three, four and finally five switch's across his now very sore bottom.