|Description||Big news around here this week: Elder Mackey was Inducted!
Before his Induction, Elder Mackey was interviewed by Stake President Cannon. Here’s an excerpt from his transcript:
President Cannon: “Elder Mackey, have you fully prepared yourself to become a member of the Order?”
Elder Mackey: *nods his head*
President Cannon: “Do you understand that when the time comes, you will receive the true order of the Priesthood by insemination?”
Elder Mackey: “Yes”
President Cannon: “And you understand that one or possibly several of the Priesthood brethren will anally inseminate you before your ordination is complete?”
Elder Mackey: “I’ll admit, I’m a little anxious about getting fucked… although, I really have enjoyed myself so far… which is surprising to me; I’ve surprised myself… So… Yes, I’m game for whatever.”
Although no one was allowed to film Elder Mackey’s Interview, he brought his transcript along to his Induction, and filled me in on some details.
However, his inteview must have been exhaustive, as he fell asleep during set up… only to be waken up a few minutes later, as his induction was underway.
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