Lance Romance and Mario set out to test their bear-hug skills against each other but get distracted. Neither is too impressed with the talent they had witnessed the day before, a day that climaxed with a giant drunkfest the two are still recovering from. Mario is tired of squashing all the ĀgtwinksĀh the Arena keeps throwing at him, and he eyes LanceĀfs ripped physique, calculating how worthy an opponent this guy might be. The two trade gibes, sizing each other up, still blearily hung over, taking special note of each otherĀfs abs and obliques. Big talk turns into an impromptu gut-punching contest. As might be expected of a couple of hotheads like these two, tempers flare, and jabs at the abs just wonĀft cut it anymore. Mario snatches Mr. Romance up in the boutĀfs one and only legitimate bear hug, but itĀfs a doozy. Still reeling a bit after last nightĀfs Cuervos and Jagermeisters, Mario and Lance then proceed to kick each otherĀfs ass in a primal ritual of male bonding.