Everyone knows that when your car won't start it's time to see your local mechanic. These hot car jockeys are fixing everything with their big tools except the cars. It's just what you need. Need your chassis overhauled? Have we got the guys for you! Need a tune-up? Pistons re-calibrated? Pipes blown out? System rewired? Fuel pump unblocked? Battery recharged? Oil changed? A really good fuck? These guys have the equipment and know-how to do it all - and do it expertly. They're waiting down at the Palmer Repair Shop. Grease Guns' auto-body specialists have just what you're looking for. Time for a lube job!"