Yesterday, two young men in suit jackets approach Jared at the mall to talk to him about Mormonism. They have little name badges on their chests: “Elder Titov” is dark-haired and confident, while “Elder Berry” is lighter and tentative. Jared has heard of Mormons before – with their “magic underwear” and their secret rituals – but he is surprised that two such young men, no more than 18 or 19, would call themselves “Elders” and try to convert him. He knows his master will love these two strikingly beautiful, innocent boys, so he invites them to visit his house the next day. His master is extremely pleased and immediately plans a series of ingenious tortures. When the well-dressed missionaries come calling, Jared, in ripped gym clothes, greets them warmly and offers them each a glass of milk – laced with a powerful barbiturate.