Tobey Maguire was otherwise engaged when it came to the shoot, but don't let that put you off this superb Spiderman spoof. Fact is young Spidey (played here by Milan Sharp) is as sexy as ever – if not indeed sexier! – and really can do whatever a spider can. Whether our arachnid friends are as obsessed with hard, uncut cock as these boys, however, is open to question. But with a fine array of raw Czech & Brit talent, including Tim Law and Skylar Blu, we reckon there's every chance you won't fuckin' care. The story of Peter Parker has never looked so dick-smolderingly hot!